Booking

So I signed up for the website, booksneeze. Essentially, read the book, write a review, post a link to the review, request new book. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. I'm really excited about it. Like Sadly. I'm such a book nerd that it isn't even funny.

In other words, I worked with the general public today! :D That was...thrilling. Okay real talk, I know we've all used a USCAN before. (Self checkout ring a bell?) Those things are ridiculously sensitive. Liiiike, "Oh you breathed on me? WAIT FOR THE FRAKING ATTENDANT!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!" No really. That's how the ones at work are. And when the Hulk is leaning on the poor thing how can you blame it for freaking out and almost shutting down? It was like a whore being forced to go to church! I think I heard some whimpering.

I'm officially 20 years old!! As of 51 minutes ago :D

The only reason I care is because I can bad talk teenagers now and not feel like a hypocrite. Which is always amazing. Nobody likes a hypocrite.

I'm also starting a new workout regime. Don't judge my body and I won't judge your crappy personality, got it? ;) I've gained about thirty or so pounds since I came home, because you know, eating is such a luxury I'm afraid it'll never happen again >.<  I wanna post weekly updates, so we'll see how that goes. I don't know my measurements, I need to get a measuring tape, I just know whale, walrus, 40's pin up boobs and about 220 lbs. That's about it lol.

I'm gonna start with squats, lunges, yoga, cardio, and oh yeah, protein shakes to replace lunch. I feel like lunch is so unessential. Like, why are you there lunch?! Most people skip you anyway.